Because that is the version we experienced when Lee took Trista and me to the Ritz in London for tea. He got reservations even before we left for England. Then we discovered there was a dress code, so I had time to pack the right clothes. Imagine how horrible it would be to be denied entrance!
After they seat you at your reserved table, you are presented with a tea menu, so each guest can choose their choice of a pot of tea. While you wait, you get a glass of champagne. I guess that is because if you are dressed up, someone better get you an alcoholic beverage. Works for me!
After you get your pot of tea, with cream and lumps of sugar, they present you with a tiered serving dish with many perfectly cut tea sandwiches.
Afternoon Tea MenusWe are proud to present the menu for our world famous afternoon tea.
Ham with Grain Mustard Mayonnaise on Brioche Bread
Cheddar Cheese with Chutney on Tomato Bread
Cucumber with Cream Cheese, Dill and Chives on Granary Bread
Chicken Breast with Parsley Cream on Malt Bread
Scottish Smoked Salmon with Lemon Butter on Sourdough Bread
Egg Mayonnaise with Chopped Shallots and Watercress on White Bread
SCONES AND PASTRIES
Freshly Baked Raisin and Plain Scones with Cornish Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve.
Assortment of British Tea, Pastries and Cakes.
|Ritz Royal English||Darjeeling First Flush||Assam Tippy Orthodox||Ceylon Orange Pekoe|
|Oolong Formosa||Earl Grey Imperial||Rose Congou||Lapsang Souchong|
|Russian Caravan||Dragon Pearls||Chun Mee||Moroccan Mint|
|Rooibos Red Tea||Passion Fruit and Orange||Camomile Flowers||Lemon Verbena|
|The Ritz Chai||Chocolate Mint Rooibos|
Mind you, each diner gets one of each sandwich, along with a selection of pastries and chocolates. Delightful. We shared the pastries to enjoy each one, not realizing we could have asked for more. No matter. They were rich and delicious and we would have been stuffed and unable to KEEP GOING. We had the pride of America to uphold.
They even had custom made chocolates on the desserts.
Does the queen have it better than this?
Once we devoured the entirety of the selection, they came back and brought more sandwiches. But then they told us there was more to come, so we slowed our ravenous eating. Well, we ate slowly and with a raised pinky, so polite, but slow and steady can consume a lot of food!
Then they brought warm scones with clotted cream and jam. We ate all of those. Then they brought more. Pastries and cakes.
By this time we realized, that as long as we kept eating, they would keep bringing. But we were stuffed. Now that hunger has been satiated, we were able to look around. We had a pianist playing music. A gorgeous room and many other diners likewise enjoying themselves.
These pictures were taken with my iPhone in an attempt to be discrete. Not sure I accomplished that, but they aren't up to my camera. But who wants to look like a gawking tourist???
There was a young lady treating her grandmother to afternoon tea at the Ritz behind us. Very sweet. And there were many other guests, none of whom appeared to be famous in any way. Sadly, they were looking at us and realizing the same thing.
Notwithstanding the lack of famous people, if was a delightful meal in the company of family and nothing is better than that.